I have to instablog this really fast, because the show is on commercial, but I just wanted to saw that I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN.
You know how sometimes you do something that seems so weird and unlikely that you can't IMAGINE anyone else does it (like, you didn't even consciously think of yourself as doing it, let alone being so aware of it as to articulate it for others) and then someone says something about it and you're like "OH MY GOD THAT'S SO ME!" Well one of my biggest moments of that is in a Will & Grace episode where Grace mentions how she loves to put the wrapped kraft singles against her cheeks -- I SO did that as a kid.
Not the point. Back to Kathy:
So she was just talking about how she has a sweaty ass (ME!) and how she was going to an important meeting with NBC and decided to PACK HER ASS wish tissue to absorb the sweat. I kid you not, I just did this YESTERDAY (first and only time, I think). I had run errands and was so frustrated because sometimes the problem with walking around in the NYC cold in multiple layers is that you're both kind of hot and cold at the same time, and I was wearing a backpack, so my lower back and my lower lower back *wink* were working up a sweat and I HATE that. I was going out after I got home and was like "I am not going to suffer through this again" and put some folded tissue right between my nether-cheeks. I practiced walking around my apartment and sitting down and ultimately decided not to go ahead with it, and I'm glad I didn't, because Kathy said that after her NBC meeting, ass-crack sweat successfully avoided, she walked back to her car and when she sat down realized that THE PACKING WAS GONE (!!!). She's not sure if she left it in a wad on the NBC exec's floor or just left a trail going back to her car, but no matter what that is NOT something you want happening to you.
I just thought it was funny that just yesterday I did this crazy thing and now today I'm seeing it on tv.
I love Kathy Griffin. She is SO irreverent. If Desi knew anything about the celebrities she makes fun of he'd totally love her.
Our blog officially misses him. Our blog ("our"?? --> MY) MY blog also wants to congratulate Barbie on her engagement to her bf...as if DC needed another straight power couple.
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Wednesday, January 03, 2007
I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN