Desi, The Return

Our 6 month not talking thing is over. He called and made a teary confession of the fact that he's totally in love with me and is confused by it because I'm not his usual type (rail thin and of foreign passport) and because I've made him dream of marriage, which he normally stands so vigilantly against.

I told him that I have had enough romantic drama this past year, what with all the back-and-forth between Rico Gross and Victor Valdes...I just don't have time to add more on top of the pile of men with bleeding hearts for this Chunk.

We decided to just go back to our friendship from before, except I'm going to try to reign-in my "prickly radar" and he's going to try to stop masturbating when we talk on the phone. Baby steps.

VC