Double Gag

Gag 1: The Fox News coverage of Giulani's wife, here. "Sexy Judy Giuliani" Um, maybe Tyra's rant last week (I LOVE HER) has done more to change American standards of beauty than I thought was possible in 5 days, but is Judy REALLY "sexy"? I don't know what it is, but when I see this "sexy" photo I almost feel like if you turn them upside down the look similar -- I think there's some kind of symmetry between his huge forehead and her huge double chin that makes them look like mirror images.


















Gag 2: The original New York Post article from which Fox got its coverage actually has a photo of them KISSING. I want to slap her when she goes "I've always liked strong, macho men." Um...yeah...guys who are too selfish and stoic to address your emotional needs and allow you to avoid yourself by focusing on serving them are HOT (?). Liking a guy who can be a little aggressive at the right time is one thing, but saying you like "macho men" just makes me ill.

VC

PS: Yes I mis-spell her name intentionally ("Judi" and her "macho men" would just be WAY too much for me to not slap if I spelled her name like that), and yes Giuliani does only love her because she, too, has a lazy left eye.