Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Group 5 - Toys
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Hymn of the Pearl
and dwelling in my kingdom,
in my mother's house, and was content with the wealth and the
luxuries of my nourisher,
from the East, our home,
my mother equipped me and sent me forth.
Of the wealth of our treasury
she took abundantly, and tied up for me a load
large and yet light, which I myself could carry,
and furnished me with the adamant,
which can crush iron.
She then took off from me the glittering robe,
which in her affection she made for me,
and the purple toga,
which was measured and woven to my stature.
She made a compact with me,
and wrote it in my heart, that it might not be forgotten:
"If thou goest down into Egypt,
and bringest the one pearl,
which is in the midst of the sea
around the loud-breathing serpent,
thou shalt again put on thy glittering robe
and thy toga, with which thou art contented,
and thou shalt be heir in our kingdom."
I quitted the East and went down,
there being two guardians,
for the way was dangerous and difficult,
and I was very young to travel it.
I went down into Egypt,
and my companions parted from me.
I went straight to the serpent,
I dwelt in his abode.
And when I was single and alone
and became strange to my family,
one of my race, a free-born man,
and Oriental, I saw there,
a youth fair and loveable;
and he came and attached himself to me,
and I made him my intimate friend,
and associate with whom I shared.
I warned him against the Egyptians,
and against consorting with the unclean.
And I dressed in their dress,
that they might not hold me in abhorrence,
because I was come from abroad in order to take the pearl,
and arouse the serpent against me.
But in some way other or another
they found out that I was not their countryman,
and they dealt with me treacherously,
and gave their food to eat.
I forgot that I was a son of kings,
and I served their king;
and I forgot the pearl,
for which my mother had sent me,
and because of the burden of their oppressions
I lay in a deep sleep.
But all these things that befell me
my mother perceived, and was grieved for me;
proclamation was made in our kingdom,
that every one should come to our gate,
kings and princes of Parthia,
and all the nobles of the East.
And they wove
that I might not be left in Egypt;
and they wrote to me a letter,
and every noble signed his name to it:
"From thy familiy, kings of kings,
from thy mother, the mistress of the East,
to thee our son, who art in Egypt, greetings!
Call to mind that thou art a son of kings!
See the slavery, whom thou servest!
Remember the pearl,
for which thou was sent to Egypt!
when thy name hath been read out in the list of the valiant."
My letter is a letter,
which the king sealed with his own right hand,
to keep it from the wicked ones, the children of Babel,
and from the savage demons of Sarbug.
It flew in the likeness of an eagle,
the king of all birds;
it flew and alight beside me,
and became all speech.
At its voice and the sound of its rustling,
I started and arose from my sleep.
I took it up and kissed it,
and I began to read it;
and accordingly what was traced on my heart
were the words of my mother.
I remembered that I was a son of royal parents,
and my noble birth asserted itself.
I remembered the pearl,
for which I had been sent to Egypt.
I began to charm him,
the terrible loud breathing serpent.
I hushed him asleep and lulled him into slumber,
for my family name I named over him,
and the name of my mother, the queen of the East.
I snatched away the pearl,
and turned to go back to my home in the East.
And their filthy and unclean dress I stripped off,
and left it in their country;
and I took my way straight to come
to the light of our home in the East.
And my letter, my awakener,
I found before me on the road;
and as with its voice it had awakened me,
so too with its light it was leading me.
It, that dwelt in the palace,
gave light before me with its form,
and with its voice and its guidance
it also encouraged me to speed,
and with its love it drew me on.
I went forth and left Babel on my left hand;
and I came to the great Maisan,
to the haven of merchants,
which sitteth on the shore of the sea.
And my bright robe, which I had stripped off,
and the toga that was wrapped with it,
my mother had sent thither,
in whom truth could be trusted therewith.
And because I remembered not its fashion,
for in my childhood I had left it in my mother's house,
on a sudden, when I received it,
the garment seemed to me to become like a mirror of myself.
I saw in it all,
and I received all in it,
and the image of the king of kings
was embroidered and depicted in full all over it,
and like the stone of the sapphire too
its hues were varied.
I saw also that all over it
the instincts of knowledge were working,
and I saw too that it was preparing to speak.
I heard the sound of its tones, which uttered:
"I am active in deeds,
and my stature grows according to labors."
And in its kingly movements
it poured itself entirely over me.
to meet it and receive it;
and I stretched forth and took it.
With the beauty of its colors I adorned myself.
Law School Exam Strategy
I may have mentioned to some of you that my strategy to rock my exams at the end of this semester is to write every exam using only short, declarative sentences. I will not use any commas. I will not use any semi-colons. I will not use any sentences longer than 20 words.
Anyway, I just got a funny email from Dr. Juicy who replied to my blub on vulture funds with the following:
"I just read your blog where you posted your most recent writing assignment for law school. Not only were there quite a few commas, but I also spotted a semi-colon. Tsk, tsk. You know the rules!!"
LOVE her :)
VC
Hingis Article
One of the few good articles I've read on her (don't get too excited -- it's still tennis journalism). From the Telegraph.
It's very interesting at the end when she says she appreciates what her mother did to her, not what she did for her.
I've always loved (and perhaps been a bit horrified by) her mother's naming her after Martina Navratilova. Back when her mother and Navratilova were both tennis players in communist Czechoslovakia, Martina was ranked high enough that she was the one who got to leave the country to play -- she was the one who defected to the United States. Hingis's mother was stuck on the wrong side of the Cold War. As the article rightly points out, it's some kind of mother who has a daughter and names her after the one who made it out, because if she wasn't good enough to get out of Czechoslovakia, her daughter would be. And she was.
VC
Monday, February 26, 2007
More on Vultures
We had to write something for class today (just 150 words) on something law-related that we considered unjust. Since it was on my mind I just whipped-out the following (nothing brilliant or insightful, but I think this is an interesting and relevant topic to all of us):
Despite all the attention paid to the June 2005 announcement by the G8 that $40 billion in debt would be written-off for 18 of the world’s poorest countries, very little attention has been paid to the vulture funds that swooped into US and British courts to successfully enforce loan repayment agreements that, in many cases, exceed in interest and other penalties the total amount of debt forgiven to many countries in the first place. The most recent example is the 15 February British High Court ruling against
Giuliani Candidacy
As if there weren't enough things that would make him unelectable, turns out he's funded by vultures.
Friday, February 23, 2007
Vulture Funds
Check out this interesting article from the BBC on vulture funds.
Then check out this update from two days ago re: the response to the article.
VC
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Kite Runner
I know everyone has read it, but I just can't.
I bought it back when I was still in Egypt (I actually probably bought it more than a year ago), and I still can't read it.
There have been only a few experiences in my life as rich and dense as my summer in Afghanistan. Taking an overnight bus alone from Skopje to Belgrade the summer after I graduated college and walking around Belgrade without a map or guidebook (left behind by accident in Macedonia) is one of the few times I can remember that can even compare in intensity to my time in Afghanistan.
I arrived in Belgrade early in the morning, before anything (even McDonald's) was open, had no money until the moneychangers opened, and it was pouring rain. When you are in a place you've never been, surrounded by a language you don't speak, and don't have any sort of guide to help sort out the information around you, it's like you are stumbling around blindly feeling for some indication of how the world around you is supposed to function and how you are supposed to fit into it (I think this is especially true in police states where there feeling that one could potentially be stopped or questioned according to an unknowable set of state rules threatens and lurks in the background). I slept in a subterranean crosswalk (the kind that goes under a busy avenue and has little shops and things) that seemed menacing and unsafe at first -- like the first time you walk in Central Park alone and pass under the bridge that looks like it might be a tunnel with thieves hidden in its darkness -- but over the next hour or so it came alive and totally transformed into a protecting and lively space. After I woke up and things began to open, I got money and bought the best yogurt parfait of my life (something I've only seen in the Serbian incarnation of the McDonald's menu), and walked all over the city. I entered buildings that I found visually appealing with total disregard for what they actually were and perhaps a small sense of mischief that I knew could be converted into naivete if I were to get into trouble for going somewhere I didn't belong. It's funny how easy it is to find yourself unable to distinguish a government building from an elementary school, or a research laboratory from a museum. I cat napped in a gorgeous park at what appeared to be the Serbian answer to Washington DC's mall (Belgrade has some great public spaces), and eventually made my way to the botanical gardens where I again napped under a light rain. I went to every orthodox church whose steeple caught my eye in the distance, and was even permitted to tour one that was closed to the public for renovation (when you're quiet, nonthreatening, earnest, and alone, people will let you in just about anywhere). I even went to the tennis center and asked if I could hit with someone on the red clay. Everyone was shocked, as I was wearing jeans and a pair of Prada sneakers, and unfortunately there was no one there to hit with me (although I am fairly certain that two of Serbia's top female professional players were the two girls that I met when I was there).
Anyway, back to Kite Runner. Afghanistan was so rich, to the point that it was overwhelming, that I don't want my experience with it -- which is fragile insofar as I still cannot articulate precisely its impression on me because its too big for me to fully process -- to be replaced by a literary image. I'm sure the book is excellent, but it's not something I'm ready for when my internal text on Afghanistan is still being revealed to me.
As I tried to read it before I went to bed tonight, I finally had to put it down because my mind started racing with my memories of Afghanistan. There are so many discrete moments of impact that all then run together. I was reading, yesterday, about language groups in Central Asia (it started with a wikipedia search on Zoroastrianism that snowballed into lots of reading about proto-Indo-Iranian peoples and the cultures and languages that sprung-forth from them), and there was a photo in the entry on Greater Khorasan of the mosque in Herat that brought back SO many memories, I could never write them all. It's unbelievable how crisply I remember not only the place, but my thoughts nearly every moment that I was there (and that's not remotely and exaggeration). I see the photo and remember not just the entry gate, or the pathway, or my seduction of the mullah on the stairs, but what I was thinking at each of those moments -- what they meant. The photo gets filled with my thoughts and experiences in a way that a book cannot be, because books are already deliberately filled with thoughts and experiences to a degree that they are usually rather surreal in their panoramic depiction of things.
I finally had to get out of bed and type this because I was so restless with thoughts of Afghanistan, ranging from the biggest and most abstract thoughts, to the smallest and most moment-specific ones (I keep reliving Sher trying to get to me from her branch on the tree and knocking against the hard cement at my feet).
To feel full and profoundly. To be saturated. The colours are beautiful but angst-ridden in their richness.
VC
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
OutLaws & Gay Vocab Lesson
I had to pass-on this hilarious email from the CLS OutLaws group in response to military recruitment this week at the law school,l in violation of Columbia's antidiscrimination policy (the law schools said "don't ask, don't tell" is discriminatory and refused to let the military recruit, the military got the Supreme Court to uphold its interpretation of the Solomon Amendment to say that not allowing the military on campus could lead to a cutting of federal funds to the university, which at Columbia is worth hundreds of millions and sustains the med school...now Yale is bringing a suit, since its the only ivy law school with a spine, and in the meantime the military is back on campus): This week we have decided to use GAY SLANG… so if you see an underlined word then look it up at the end of the email (there is an index of terms) but don’t turn me into Mama Bear if you get offended… I’m just trying to Butter, Bake and Baste ya’ll… and avoid being retail... SNAP. Hey Hey – Let’s Get Gaysted!!! Wednesday February 28 at 12:20 pm in JG 104. Panel “Do Tell, Due Change, Due Justice: Former Service Members' Perspectives on 'Don't Ask Don't Tell.'" Harvard Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Conference – March 2nd to March 3rd. Misc. Announcements/ Jobs/ Scholarships This Week In OutLaws is sent out once a week. If you want to have something included in the email send it to Dorianberger@gmail.com by 5pm on Saturday for the following week. Glossary: Cafeteria – a bar filled with many prospective mates. Sidwalk Sale – A group of gays on the sidewalk after a gay bar closes “Suite at 4am has a crappy sidewalk sale. It’s a bad place to get Gaysted.” Circle – Ones Gay Friends Mama Bear – A Female Police Officer Making Pound Cake – I’ll leave this to your imagination MSO – Male Sex Object “That Outlaws Secretary is an MSO.... Love to see him at the sidewalk sale.” Rough Trade – Street Hustler. “This summer I working for the Bronx Defenders helping rough trade stay away from Mama Bear.” Retail - Whether or not a person works retail, it is a term to denote a lesser quality of gay man in terms of intellect and income potential. "Let's leave this party, everyone here is retail" or “NYU Law is strictly retail.” Road Queen - Homosexual hitchhiker using prostitution to travel. “When going to the Harvard Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Conference we urge all OutLaws members to be road queens. Although you might have to make pound cake to get back to NYC.” Butter, Bake, Baste- Offering to rub suntan lotion on sunbather, letting him get relaxed with the rubdown and sunning, and then ‘basting’ said sunbather. “I was fired by my law firm for trying to butter, bake and baste a number of clients.” Wolf - An aggressive or masculine lesbian, the partner of a lamb. “That Wolf stole my lunch money.” Or “I saw that Wolf out with her Lamb at Henrietta Hudsons”
The Army is coming… And the navy… Airforce… Marines… it’s like Reichen but not as good looking or accepting of ‘our kind’. Yes JAG is recruiting on Campus this week. Outlaws we will be tabling and we have other events scheduled. Check the below for more information.
1: Upcoming Events At
2: Misc. Announcements/ Jobs/ Scholarshipsg
February 22nd and 28th – Tabling In The Lobby Of Jerome Green Hall.
Outlaws will have table for our circle we’ll have stickers and petition to sign for the school. We still need people to sign up for tabling on the days the military is here. It's just one hour and they'll be getting people to sign "Repeal the Ban" Petitions and a statement of support.
The available time slots are:
Thursday February 22 - 10:00-11:00, 1:00-2:00, 2:00-3:00
Wednesday February 28 - 110:00-11:00, 11:00-12:00, 1:30-2:30, 2:30-3:30, 3:30-4
Please have them email me at miruther@gmail.com to sign up.
So don’t be troll… sign up to join our table- you might meet an MSO. Either way it’s a sidewalk sale in the lobby of JG from 11am onward.
Come hear former service members discuss their experiences of being in the military and gay. Lawyers from the Service Members Legal Defense Network will also be there to discuss the legal aspects of Don't Ask Don't Tell and their work representing service members kicked out of the military pursuant to the policy. There will be box lunches provided… Yum. We’re making pound cake for lunch.
Columbia Outlaws Is Leading a contingent up to this conference (check your email for past messages on this) Be a road queen or get on the bus up to
Nothing this week…
Gaysted – a presumed heterosexual who does gay things when drunk. “Johnny got so gaysted at the party he stuck his hands down that 3L’s pants” Or “Dude I got so gaysted last night I can’t find my toothbrush”.
Manatee Crucifixion
On CNN's Anderson Cooper 360' they are doing a special on-location story about deforestation in the Brazilian rainforest (the location is not disclosed for security purposes), and they included a segment on the wildlife that is threatened by the deforestation process. I was surprised to find out that manatees are in the Brazilian rainforest, but apparently they are, and the one Anderson was feeding with a baby bottle (I think we should ALL think about what images are being used to manipulate our pathos when animal lovers deliberately liken animals to babies) had suffered from a nail being driven through one of its flippers (I guess the nail was floating in the water or something?).
Anyway, the manatee guy who was showing Anderson around showed the wound to the camera and then said: "He was basically crucified."
lol
I wonder if they now refer to all impalement injuries in med school as "crucifixion."
I wonder if we could follow the same logic to start referring to airplane take-offs as "resurrection."
VC
Law School
Since I feel like a lot of you might not really understand what I mean when I say that law school requires a straightforwardness that is impossible for me, I wanted to give you an example from today's Con Law class of what I mean. There are three keys in law school, but up until I got my exams back in January, I only understood the first one:
1. Do not be intellectually creative (THIS WILL BE PUNISHED -- it will look undisciplined and give the impression that you couldn't zero-in on the issue or couldn't apply the basic doctrine)
2. Express yourself in short declarative sentences. Do not use commas.
3. NEVER underestimate the degree to which the question you are being asked is unbelievably simple. In many cases (including the one I'm about to give you), the best answer stays so close to the initial question that it almost appears to create a tautology/circular response -- going beyond that tautology risks violating the creativity principle under point #1.
Ok so today in Con Law class (and this is a class in which the professor is actually NOT as straightforward as the professors in most of my other classes) the professor presented a hypothetical piece of legislation and then asked the class to decide whether or not it was constitutional.
The professor then said that the first question we had to answer was: "How would you go about determining whether or not this statute is constitutional?"
A student raised his hand and answered: "You would first have to test whether or not such an act is sanctioned by the Constitution."
I sat there a little puzzled at how stupid the answer was (the student is a 2L transfer, so you KNOW he did really well in his 1L classes in his original institution, and he talks a LOT in class), but then the professor said: "That is precisely correct."
I thought we were chasing our own tails, but apparently we were making progress.
In any case, now you know what I mean when I say that law school requires a straightforwardness that is totally beyond me.
VC
China on the Free Market
This is from the FAQ of the Chinese consulate in NYC. I think the irony is apparent:
9. I am far away from the Consulate General, how can I apply for the visa?
A: Applicants may entrust someone else (relative, friend or travel agent) to submit the application. The entrusted should appear in person.
Due to market competition of visa agents, it is improper for the Consulate General to provide any information or list of travel agents. Applicants are suggested to search the websites on the internet, such as http://www.yahoo.com, or http://www.google.com. Please be notice that the applicants should hold all responsibilities.
VC
Friday, February 16, 2007
Addicted, Kelly Clarkson
(A new fave of mine)
It's like you're a drug
It's like you're a demon I can't face down
It's like I'm stuck
It's like I'm running from you all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It's like the only company I seek is misery all around
It's like you're a leech
Sucking the life from me
It's like I can't breathe
Without you inside of me
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize I'm never gonna quit you overtime
It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts, in my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm lost
It's like I'm giving up slowly
It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me
Leave me alone
And I know these voices in my head are mine alone
And I know I'll never change my ways if I don't give you up now
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Birthday Requests
1. Don't try to make plans with me. I'm not into birthdays, and I don't want to plan or be planned-into anything.
2. Don't hold your breath on Swissy. He is totally stressing about the fact that I told him I wanted him to have brunch with my closest friends in NYC on Sunday. There has been a protracted discussion about people, their limitations, and what we look for in others, even non-romantically. I said basically that I don't view people as entertainment and if I'm not around someone who challenges me and lets me challenge them then I'm not really interested, and that goes for boyfriends, friends, and family alike. Introspection terrifies him, and he likes Disneyland (I'm not sure much more needs to be said than that). Not much I can do about it, but I don't want to ignore a big red flag like that (like him always telling me that he doesn't want to talk about serious things) just to have a fun and breezy birthday. We may or may not see each other this weekend (we're supposed to think on it and whether we want to meet on Friday when he arrives).
Kind of funny the way plans change, since a French guy I know (of dubious character I guess I should add) offered to have a birthday dinner for me wherever I wanted and have me invite whoever I want, but I didn't turn it into anything because that would be weird and because I thought I'd be doing things with Swissy this weekend.
I'm off to a 50th birthday dinner and benefit for the founder of the organization Freedom to Marry. The ex who I went to Montreal with in August invited me, and I know the birthday guy as well, so it should be good.
VC
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
All in the Numbers: VC HEALTH UPDATE!
Just got back from the gym and I have GREAT NEWS! My diet and exercise plan totally worked exactly as planned and I actually lost 2 lbs. this past week. You probably saw my post, last night, with my graph and tables and everything. I think that probably the extra gym time compensated for the calories I went over from the 2 lbs/wk track. This just goes to show that you can eat an entire tin of cookies, have chocolate fondue with rice crispy treats and brownies (that was Saturday night), and a pizza and STILL get great results as long as all the little rewards are balanced by super healthy eating the rest of the week and a lot of exercise.
Don't worry, I won't be giving weekly updates. That would be a little excessive. I will be keeping track, though, and maybe I'll let you know in a month where I am. It's cool that if I lose another 2 lbs in the next week (or even just in the next 10 days) I'll be a full 10 lbs. lighter than I was the last time Swissy saw me. He doesn't care at all (we've actually talked about it) but I think it's neat.
On a sidenote, the place I totally lose weight the fastest is my neck. How useless is that?
VC
Double Gag
Gag 1: The Fox News coverage of Giulani's wife, here. "Sexy Judy Giuliani" Um, maybe Tyra's rant last week (I LOVE HER) has done more to change American standards of beauty than I thought was possible in 5 days, but is Judy REALLY "sexy"? I don't know what it is, but when I see this "sexy" photo I almost feel like if you turn them upside down the look similar -- I think there's some kind of symmetry between his huge forehead and her huge double chin that makes them look like mirror images.
Gag 2: The original New York Post article from which Fox got its coverage actually has a photo of them KISSING. I want to slap her when she goes "I've always liked strong, macho men." Um...yeah...guys who are too selfish and stoic to address your emotional needs and allow you to avoid yourself by focusing on serving them are HOT (?). Liking a guy who can be a little aggressive at the right time is one thing, but saying you like "macho men" just makes me ill.
VC
PS: Yes I mis-spell her name intentionally ("Judi" and her "macho men" would just be WAY too much for me to not slap if I spelled her name like that), and yes Giuliani does only love her because she, too, has a lazy left eye.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
BEST GUESSER EVER
It has AGAIN been proven that I'm the most ridiculous guesser ever to exist.
So you know how Swissy was surprising me with what hotel we were staying at for my birthday? Do you *also* remember that my FIRST guess was when I called the W Hotel in Times Square pretending to be him and the woman was like "are you SURE you made the reservation at the Times Square location?" but I didn't want to risk exposing my lie, so I didn't have her hunt around??
Anyway, he just admitted that I was right and it is the W, lol, although I don't know which one.
It's really cute how he was trying to make a game out of it where he gives me one clue each week ("I'm in a good mood this morning, so it's time for another clue!" he'll say) but his clues are SO deliberately unhelpful ("it's north of Battery Park and South of Central Park" and then the next week: "it's north of Battery Park and South of 58th Street"loooool).
I totally guessed on the first try!
I wonder if I could pick stocks...
VC
Drum Roll, Please
Ok well I'm just reaching the first assessment point of my diet/exercise regime. I've been tracking every calorie, monitoring my heart rate, and really planing a comprehensive workout and diet regimen. Of course, the basic principles never change: burn more than you eat and you lose weight. There is a lot more to it than that, though, when you're looking for healthy, sustainable weight loss.
As you can see from the tables below, a calculation based on my age, sex, height, weight, and general activity level indicates that I probably need about 2200 calories per day to maintain a steady weight. Since each pound represents 3500 calories, you need a deficit of about 500 calories per day to lose one pound a week, or 1000 per day to lose two pounds per week (the absolute max most people could hope to lose healthily). That means that to lose one pound per week my daily intake should be about 1700 calories, and to lose two pounds per week my daily intake should be about 1200 calories. My basic metabolic rate was calculated according to an activity level of 1-3 hours of vigorous exercise per week, so it's important to keep up at least that much activity at the gym to make the numbers accurate. The first table represents the daily intake of each consumption path, and the second table represents the cummulative caloric total of each path going through the week.As the tables indicate, I started the week a little overly-ambitious and was limiting myself to 1000 calories per day. The day after I bottomed-out in the 800s I made it through the day with only 1200 calories, but by 1am that night was tired of spending ALL DAY thinking about food and decided to just get some cookies and not stress about it...12 English toffee crunch cookies and an extra 1560 calories later, I
was pretty much not going to meet the 2 lbs/wk benchmark, which is
fine.
You can see in the graph of my intake levels over the week (the graph of the second table, above) where my major binge crossed me out of the 2 lbs/wk range and more towards 1.5 lbs/wk. I was exceptionally active, though, and had 5 hard workouts this week. It was also four weeks, yesterday, since I had a pizza, so I've finally had one...and it was GOOD :)
Tomorrow will be my weigh-in, so it will be interesting to see how much I've lost and see how accurate these calculations have been. When I weighed myself a week ago I was 6 lbs. less than my heaviest at the beginning of winter (let's call that number F, for fat lol), so now I should be at about F - 7.5.
I'll let you know where things end up tomorrow. I've also been keeping track of how many subway and bus rides I take (for more than a month, now!) and how much money I spend on *everything* (since 26 January), but I think this is enough numbers for one blog entry.
My goal for this next week is to keep up the working-out (although it will be tough) and not fall into the same pattern of eating way too little and then having a cookie meltdown. I'm fine where I ended up, consumption-wise, but I'd rather see myself get there on a straight line rather than one with a spike in the middle.
VC
Saturday, February 03, 2007
You can See Swissy Right Now!
Sie haben eine MMS erhalten! Vous avez recu un MMS! Avete ricevuto un MMS! You have received a MMS!
(Yes the text message sent me this AM from Swisscom was written in 4 languages...Switzerland seriously cracks me up)
You can see the message Swissy sent me this morning from the ski slopes of Zermatt by following this link, entering the number +41[Swissy's number confidential -- he just asked me to remove it even though I have a readership of 5] in the first box and the ID 5d9zuf7a in the second box, then clicking on the blue button below.
OH NO! It won't work :( After I entered the info it gave a warning message that the MMS can only be viewed once before it is automatically destroyed. That is so Mission Impossible :(
Well I'll just give you a recap: Swissy is handsome and Zermatt is gorgeous, and Switzerland is a small country full of polyglots and lots of chocolate. You can click here for a 360 degree navigable panoramic from the summit of the Matterhorn (no, it's not just the only good ride at Disney other than Space Mountain) and you can even zoom in to view the other surrounding peaks.
VC
Swiss Men Really Are Hot
I don't want to post a link to the website because I don't want to be discovered to be blogging about this from some other website using a track-back feature, so I'll just say that I would encourage everyone to educate themselves in transitional justice and human rights by going to the website for the International Center for Transitional Justice and then going to the profile for Alexis Keller under the Board of Directors link for About the ICTJ.
Why are Swiss men so hot? It must be the mountain air.
VC
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Old Europe Shows Backbone
Happily, two blows have been dealt to the US on the subject of the CIA's policy of extraordinary renditioning (I'm sure you've heard about it: you're kidnapped, duck-taped, given an enema, and shipped-off to a secret prison where you're tortured? One of the tools that is making the war on terror SO successful...).
You can see in this article that Germany has issued arrest warrants for 13 people involved in the arrest of a German Lebanese man (I saw him on television a while back and it was SO sad what happened -- basically he got in a fight with his wife and went to Macedonia to blow-off steam, which is really not that far from Germany, and while taking some personal time in the Balkans he was renditioned and tortured in Afghanistan for five months until dumped on a roadside in Albania -- check out the link for video footage of him talking about it).
In another case on the heels of the German case, Italy has decided to issue arrest warrants for both Italian and American personalities involved. Both Germany and Italy are looking to prosecute CIA agents. You can read about the German case in this article (it's my understanding that since the article was written Italy has decided to go forward with the arrests).
GO EUROPE!
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Must Read on Pakistani Drag TV Host
I have known about her and her show for a while, now (actually thanks to an interesting encounter between her mother and Desi) but I realized that this is something a lot of you who have no idea what's going on might find REALLY interesting.
Follow this link for an article written by the brother of Desi's ex (the ex who I met in Pakistan with the friend I developed a *minor* crush on) about the drag personality who is setting records in South Asian television with her late night talk show.
What's more: she's running for parliament! :)
The article is interesting not only for what she says about her character, but also for the comments that follow.
It's interesting to see the comments by British and American Pakistanis who are totally outraged and disgusted (with one of them talking about the loss of "real Pakistan," whatever that means, since it's existed all of 60 years) (see hayrulallah from the UK and Noor Malik from Atlanta).
There also one comment directed at the reference to the Indian side of Kashmir that's pretty outrageous (see Mahesh, from Virginia).
Someone (Hazari in Arizona) makes the REALLY twisted argument that she's disgusting because she leads people to misunderstand the REAL protections that Islam provides for REAL hermaphrodytes (apparently he doesn't see a difference between being both sexes at the same time, gender TBA, and being one sex but another gender).
READ IT! :)
Here's a Newsweek article about her (if you just can't get enough of the Begum).
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Iraq Audit
Here is the full pdf of the most recent audit report of the Special Investigator General for Iraq Reconstruction.
Surprisingly, the audit only encompassed 15 projects this quarter -- it actually only completed 8 audits -- the 15 refers merely to "project assessments," which in many cases include conclusions that they were not able to determine whether or not a project was being undertaken successfully (although they don't say why). That doesn't seem like a lot to me!
According to the report, spending on relief and reconstruction is basically totally complete (already contracted to different "bidders"), and of all that money given out to fund different projects, over 80% of it ($21 billion) has been spent already.
The result?
Well, this time last year the Special Investigator General announced that 2006 would be "the Year of Transition" (doesn't that sound very Maoist?). At that time, six goals were announced, none (ZERO) of which were achieved, according to the report (see page 4 of the report).
The report describes how the funds dried-up with huge amounts of money (tens of billions) being shifted out of health care and social development projects and into security projects (I'm not clear on what that means, but it sounds like Congress allocates our taxes to the fund, and the fund then pays for our military presence there??).
It describes how, with these funds diversions, electricity is below pre-war levels (in Baghdad it fell from 16-24 hrs/day before the war to 6.5 hrs/day now -- not even enough for a full work day), water funding has been cut by more than 50%, and the oil output that was intended to pay for the reconstruction "has yet to materialize." It also says that hospitals and primary healthcare centers were not reconstructed as a result of "poor management by the contractor" AND "weak oversight by the US government" -- a grand total of EIGHT have been completed thus far (8!).
Appendix F is really interesting because it has all the contracts set-out in a billable list that reminds me of the one we'd keep at our law firm and give to the client. In one entry the banking services consulting firm Bearing Point has one contract for $116 million and another for $32 million. Wow! One would think electricity would be required to have credit markets!...
The World Health Organization got less than $5 million.
A company called Parsons Global Services also did quite well (its contracts were *endless*), and from what I can tell it's a Halliburton-like middleman services provides (great position to be in!). I did research the Board of Directors and didn't see anything suspicious (ie: Mary Cheney and the Bush twins are not board members), but these are exactly the kinds of "pay us and we can do ANYTHING" companies that get nothing done and make tons of money with their inefficiency.
Another of the same is Fluoramec LLC (HUGE contracts), although I wasn't able to dig up anything on them. Their website basically just says "we do everything in Iraq" and has no info about the corporate governance.
Add to that list Perini Corporation (which is at least transparent about its governance), and (the weirdest one of all) MAC International FZE. MAC is the exclusive dealer of American autos in Iraq and netted close to $100 million in contracts from what I can see. That is about 20,000 hummers (they also sell Chevrolet, Cadillac, etc.). That is a LOT of car.
Siemens also did very well, but I won't criticize, since I rooted for Siemens for a long time when it was the only non-US corporation that was one of the top 5 largest in the world.
The report is long but mostly because of Appendix F. The disappointing stuff you can get through pretty quickly.
You're going to see this all over the news (I hope), but I wanted to provide one bit of context for something that's being thrown around with respect to refugee flows. When I originally saw the report on CNN they made the case that there were millions of Iraqi's fleeing the country while on the Eastern border hundreds of thousands of Iranians are pouring in. I think it's pretty irresponsible to not note that the 300,000 Iranians who have entered Iraq since 2003 are returnees -- likely the shi'i who fled the country under Saddam. They aren't random Iranians flooding the border; they are Iraqis refugees RETURNING to Iraq.
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