Veiled Chunk: Transgendered?

BREAKING NEWS!

Veiled Chunk had, until today, understood himself to be, by most conventional chromosomal interpretations, sex male. According to Kabul's Chief of Passport Control, however, VC has been hugely mistaken.

Having just received my passport back from the Foreign Ministry, I was shocked to discover that the 23yo male graduate intern I believed myself to be when I arrived in Kabul has been transformed into a *high-powered businesswoman*! That's right, I am now on a multiple-entry business visa as "Ms. Veiled Chunk, Gender: Female."

There are some obvious perks to being female (and I'm not talking about the burqa [creepy link, check it out]). I paid only $30, intending to get a one month single-entry visa, and was instead given a three month multiple-entry *business* visa at no extra cost. You know the chunk gives my rack international businesswoman. On the one hand, I can now wear that Prada power suit that would have never been appropriate as MR. Veiled Chunk; on the other hand, I would have to relinquish my entry rights to the Grand Hyatt Club Olympus men's locker room, which would sort of blow my chances (no pun!) with fellow sometimes-chunk Egyptian pop star Khaled Selim.

I should probably maintain my former sex so as to not confuse LSAC...plus I don't think Pookie Pod is into chicks. Dommage.

VC