Friday, May 19, 2006

Hingis in Rome

My favourite tennis player (Martina Hingis) has a quarterfinal match tonight in one of my favourite cities (Rome).

In the spirit of wishing her luck, I am posting a photo of her booty.

I remember when I first got into tennis (how I miss Patrick Rafter!), and Hingis and Anna Kournikova were all over the magazines, because they were like these sexy teenagers amidst tons of scandal and a lot of good tennis, too (let's not forget that Anna was the #4 tennis player in singles, Martina was #1, and they, together, were the #1 doubles pair). There were some tabloid photos of Martina's skirt blowing up and I considered it vulgar -- isn't the Lolita thing played-out yet??

Anyway, I did a google search to find an interview for her and came across these photos, instead. Because her booty is SO good in this photo, and because she's now 25 (so it's only retrospectively pedophillic, and I'm gay anyway), I decided to post it as a tribute and wish her luck.

I'm ALSO defending her honour by blog-bashing this Hingis impersonator who is one of the top three images you get when you do a search for "Martina Hingis" in google (and not even in the image section!). Chech her out -- she actually has the audacity to say that she looks like Hingis!

As I just wrote to my hobby-soulmate in Amsterdam (we are both CRAZY about tennis, figure skating, singing, etc. and have constant cross-Mediterranean pow-wows about happenings in these areas):

"How confused IS this bitch? http://dvdentertainment.bizland.com/martina_hingis.htm

I'm sorry but NO one looks like both Rebecca and Martina. I'm offended that her face and her fake titties show up on every Martina google search.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

You'll have to excuse the naughty language, mom, but I was really burned by her sorry impersonation of Hingis.

Ok the match is on in 45 mintes. The pizza is ordered. The flat is cleaned (you know she'd lose if I didn't change the light-bulbs and organize my papers!). I have a feeling tonight is going to belong to Hingis!

Fingers crossed,

VC