Papa Johns is Yo Daddy

I decided to boycott Dominos for all the familiar reasons (they can't make a pizza, which is, you know, kind of the only thing they are supposed to be able to do!). I decided to try Papa John's and it ROCKS MY WORLD.

I knew I was at the right place when their online for had the following pre-set menu (I didn't even have to ask for it!):

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Step 3 Select your pizza instructions.

I want to add special instructions for this pizza -- light, extra or no sauce; light or no cheese; well done bake

Regular Sauce Light Sauce Extra Sauce No Sauce Normal Cheese Light Cheese No Cheese Normal Bake Well Done Normal Cut Square Cut

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I am able to get light sauce, normal cheese, well-done, and square cut with the click of a button. THEY SO GET IT. Papa John's is way ahead of the pizza game in this whole "age of increasingly particularized consumer preferences" THING.

VC