Friday, July 20, 2007

Great News

















I wanted to just put the coat of arms for YLS but then Dr. Juicy pointed out to me that most people wouldn't get it, and when she sent me the text from the YLS website explaining the symbols of the coat of arms, I just had to post it. I'm warning you that it's truly awful. I mean, I've never heard of a coat of arms where the symbols are basically a big game of pictionary where the symbol has no meaning other than it depicts something which sounds like the name of an important Yale person. The dog one is the worst, but the staples one is pretty bad:

The Arms of the Yale Law School first appeared on the School banner in 1956. The Arms incorporate, with slight modifications, heraldic elements from those of three of the founders of the School.

During the first decade of the nineteenth century, Seth Staples (Yale B.A. 1797), started a law school in his New Haven law office and purchased and maintained a law library, which together eventually became the modern Yale Law School. Samuel Hitchcock (Yale B.A. 1809), Staple's successor in 1824, was the moving spirit of the School until 1845. Judge David Daggett (Yale B.A. 1783), a judge of the Supreme Court of Errors of Connecticut and a former U.S. senator from Connecticut, became co-proprietor at Hitchcock’s New Haven law school in 1824 and Kent Professor of Law in Yale College in 1826, positions he held until 1847.

Mr. Staples is represented by silver staples, medieval in character, on a black field. An alligator on a green field represents Mr. Hitchcock: when the Hitchcock family emigrated from Wales to the British West Indies, the dragon that traditionally represented Welsh entities was replaced by the alligator as the heraldic motif (a crocodile sits atop the coat of arms granted to Jamaica in 1661). Judge Daggett (‘Doggett’ or ‘Doget’ being early spellings of the name) is signified by a collared greyhound combatant on a field of gold.

The Arms were designed and executed by Theodore Sizer, Professor of the History of Art at Yale from 1927-1957, associate director and director of the Yale Art Gallery from 1929-1947, and University Pursuivant of Arms from 1962 until his death in 1967.

Good Point, Mom

Hi Bunny!

I left my phone at home today. Darn it!

When I see on CNN some of the video questions people are going to ask of the Dems at their debate, I think that everyone will ask the obvious questions and that I don’t have anything to ask; however, it dawned on me this morning that I would like to hear what they have to say about the need to build a rail system in the U.S., and is that any part of their energy conservation plans. I know there are groups visiting Washington and trying to push some projects along these lines but it is my understanding that since our country and economy are built on cars and highways (Eisenhower in 1953 “the National Defense Highway System), it won’t ever happen. I would love to see the topic of “why can’t we have a rail system like Europe?” addressed.

Love you Chunk!

M. Wong

Not My Typical Thing, But I Still Like It

Plain White T's
"Hey There Delilah"

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

How It All Began

$1099 -- Egypt Package incl. Air, Hotel & Nile Cruise
http://www.travelzoo.com/Top20.asp?id=100312904
Source: Gate 1 Travel

It Saved My Life

OMG I'm just walking out the door for work (7:10am -- yay!), and the comedy channel, which I was watching last night, has turned into an exercise infomercial station in the early morning.

Anyway they're interviewing success stories (read: struggling actors) who have used the Turbo Jam workout videos, and one guy just said of the video:

"It saved my life, and made me a better person."

WOW

I should suggest to the ICTJ that we consider incorporating Turbo Jam into our arsenal of transitional justice mechanisms!

VC

Leitmotif: My Silliness viz. Men

I find myself so laughable sometimes.

Here is the email I originally composed to a guy in my law school class who I have a tiny crush on but who I recently found out is straight. He's German, of Czechoslovakian descent (that's right: both Czech and Slovak), but looks totally German; he played tennis at Cornell, did his MBA at INSEAD in Paris, and, like me, is late in coming to law school. We agreed that we should get together sometime this summer but have both been really busy, and so I decided I should shoot him an email:

I'm going to run the central park loop and would invite you, except that would be embarrassing given my slow pace and the likelihood that I will keel over and die somewhere around the 7th Ave. south turnoff.

So, since you can't come running with me, how about something stationary? I'm busy through Thursday night, but am free starting Friday whenever you are. If you're someone who likes to keep the weekend open then we can also just make plans for dinner or something Monday.

Hope this finds you well :)

-- Chunk

I then decided that the email was totally lame, and overly-flirtatious, so this is the one I sent instead lol:

Hey Crush [OF COURSE I DIDN'T REALLY SAY THAT!],


Hope you've been well since we spoke last. I am going for a run, which means my brain has kicked into "do anything you can to NOT run right now" mode and so I decided I should catch up on emails lol

I'm pretty busy until Friday, but let me know if you want to get together this weekend or early next week. I'm pretty open as far as time/place, and since we live in the same building it shouldn't be that hard to find a place (even though stuff around Columbia kind of sucks).

Best,

Chunk

Monday, July 16, 2007

Columbia Human Rights Law Review

Congratulations! On behalf of HRLR`s board, I would like to invite you to join our journal as an editor. Beth Morales Singh (the EIC) and I strongly believe that you would be an asset to the journal and we hope that you will seriously consider this offer. To that end, don´t hesitate to contact Beth or me if you have any questions. Today you’ll also receive a phone call from one of us. But if you’ve already accepted an offer at another journal, let me know as soon as possible. The deadline for making a decision is Monday, July 23(see attached).

Cool :)

Bad Blogger

I know...I never blog about important things I'm thinking, things that are happening, places I've been, things I've done...

Too bad lol

I'm writing this because Swissy has just sent me an email that I think perfectly sums up why it is that I find him adorable *even though* I would not date him even if I were living in Switzerland right now (it really bothers me that he's not out) -->

I wrote him a kind of bitchy email basically just saying that I thought it was rude that he didn't reply to my emails this week (even though, I admit, I totally didn't send him anything of substance, and really gave him nothing to grab on to and reply to -- it was more just sweet notes and cute little things and I promised "more soon" but never wrote more). After the email, because just the process of writing him my bitchy email made me totally grin thinking about how much I like him, I had to send him a PS saying "meme si tu m'ennerves je pense a toi amicalement encore" (even if you frustrate me I still think of you fondly).

Anyway, by freak coincidence he was emailing me at the same time and called the email "coucou" (which he does because I told him I like seeing that subject line in my inbox...it's like an affectionate way of saying "hello there" to someone you like...like the bird noise...and now he always writes that) and he sends me this long email talking all about how his mother is ill and how he's been unwell etc. and I was sending him the mean email! lol

Oops.

Anyway, he sent this reply as a PS when he got my PS:

"et btw tu disais a ton dernier email... more soon ... le more que je n ai pas eu et me suis pas énnervé :) car je pense a toi et pas envie de t'écrire si je n ai rien a dire et quand je suis pas bien je n ai rien adire excepte parler du temps et tu aime pas ca lool
bisous"

I think the way he uses little English things is cute; he says: "and btw you said in your last email "more soon" and the "more" I never got and you don't frustrate me :) I think about you but don't want to write you if I have nothing to say and when I don't feel well I have nothing to say except talk about the weather, and you told me you don't like that lool bisous"

It's true -- I complained once that he always writes about the weather and that I don't care about the weather and ALREADY check the weather in Lausanne on weather.com

Anyway, he's just...I just can't be mad at him...like he's adorable, and he knows exactly when not to take me seriously lol

I like someone who can sort of disarm me so effortlessly (and delicately) that way. He's my adorable Swissy.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

They're Stil Crazy, Even at YLS

I just got information from the Yale Law Review about the summer journal competition. Stage 1 is an exam where you check for citation errors in a fake journal submission, and Stage 2 (if you pass Stage 1) is a writing competition. Check out the madness re: the first stage. As if I would ever spend 40 hour studying for a Bluebooking exam (and take a practice test!).

The have training sessions, a diagnostic test, practice exercises AND a practice exam. This is pure madness.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
BY TRANSFER STUDENTS
June 17, 2007

What percentage of errors are applicants expected to catch on the Source & Citation Exam?

The Advancement Score is approximately 75%.

Is tabbing The Bluebook necessary?

Most people find this helpful, but some don’t. It’s entirely up to you. To the extent
that tabbing may help you locate certain rules or tables more quickly, you may find it
advantageous.

How much do I need to study for the Source & Citation Exam?

Unfortunately, this is a question you’ll have to answer yourself. Our training sessions,
diagnostic test, practice exercises, and practice exam will help you through the
process. At a minimum, we recommend reading through The Bluebook once and
taking the practice exam. Many of our members have also found it helpful to take
the supplemental practice exam under timed conditions. Most successful applicants
study about 40 – 50 hours for the exam, but studying a certain amount does not
guarantee success. You should be comfortable with your performance on the
practice test.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Trends

I realized something yesterday that I thought I should share.

The last time I weighed myself before I really started gaining weight in Cairo was in February 2005 (about 6 months into my stay) and I was in good shape but wasn't paying any particular attention to fitness or diet, so let's call that weight X -- my healthy baseline.

Over the next 15 months, I gained 20 lbs. -- it may have been more, at points, since that X+20 data point came right after I got back from India in May 2006, and I suspect I lost a little weight I was there just from all the sweating alone. But lets say 20 lbs in 15 months, or about 1.33 lbs/month.

In November 2006, 6 months later (and 21 months after I was last measured at baseline X) I had gained a total of 34 lbs -- 14 lbs. of that in approx. six months. That means my weight gain accelerated to nearly 2.5 lbs/month.

This was clearly a really bad trend.

My current weight is X+29, and it has been within a few pounds of this since April. This means that for the last seven (almost eight) months, my trend has been totally flat (-0.625 lbs/month).

I have sometimes thought "well I didn't lose the weight, yet," but what I didn't realize until yesterday, and which is really important, is that I have stopped gaining weight.

When you're talking about an upward trend that, by the end, was seeing me gain almost 2.5 lbs per month (!), to lose five pounds and stay steady over almost eight months is actually a really good change. :)

VC

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Dangerous, Closeted Homophobes

Look at this article about CBS. Clearly the woman who discriminated against him is a lesbian. It's always the closeted self-hating gays who are the most dangerous.

I always hated them...well I shouldn't say "always," but when I was in CA this summer my mom flipped past the CBS news and it was all 85yo men giving really right-wing reports.

VC

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

McKinsey Doesn't Suck (Columbia Still Does)

I really like this company. It's rare when a place of this size can make you feel so good about them...I mean it's this kind of attitude that made me feel not bad at all about not getting a summer offer!

***

Dear CHUNK,


I hope this message finds you doing well. By way of introduction, I am the new law recruiter for Columbia Law School. We have enjoyed getting to know you and while we were not able to extend you a summer associate offer, we continue to feel strongly that you may be a good fit with McKinsey. With this in mind, we would like to stay in touch with you this summer and extend an early invitation to interview with us again this fall.

Additionally, if you will be working in or near a North American city in which McKinsey has an office, we would like to provide you with an opportunity to meet more McKinsey folks by way of special events we will be hosting this summer. To ensure that we invite you to the event most convenient for you, we'd like to collect some information -- could you send a quick email back with answers to the following questions:

  • What company will you spending your summer with?
  • What will your role will be (and department, if applicable)?
  • Which city/country you will be located?
  • Would you be interested in attending a McKinsey & Company event in your summer city?

We hope you remain interested in a full-time opportunity with McKinsey & Company. If there is anything I, or anyone on the APD Law recruiting team, can do for you over the course of the next several months, please do not hesitate to contact me at 212-415-5140. I look forward to hearing a response from you soon!

Warmest regards,

Meegan McDermott

_________________________
Meegan McDermott
McKinsey & Company
Tel: 212.415.5140
www.apd.mckinsey.com

Example of Why Columbia F***ing Sucks

Take a look at this announcement for what sounds like it could be a pretty cool course ("Master Class" lol), which would help not only the students, the business school curriculum, but also African companies, and then look at how, at the bottom, they're like "oh, and you can probably cover part of the cost of the trip to Africa that you HAVE to take, as part of this class, in loans based on your credit."

Like Columbia couldn't even fund one such program.

Dear Student,


Below please find information on a Fall 2007 Business School Master Class that is offering 6 opportunities for upper level SIPA and Law students to join this exciting new class. There is an application deadline of Tuesday, July 10 at 12:00pm so if you are interested, please contact the Business School as soon as possible.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Entrepreneurship in Africa- Murray Low and Paul Tierney

  • 30 student limit (24 MBAs / 6 SIPA/Law students)
  • 2ND year MBA students or equivalent if SIPA or Law School student
  • Permission of professor required to bid on this Master Class – email the following to rls2152@columbia.edu (must be received by 12pm Tuesday, July 10, 2007)
    • 1 page resume
    • 1 page application answering the following four questions:

    1)What are your career goals?

    2)What is your relevant background and experience for this class?

    3)Why do you want to take this class?

    4)The final project for the class is a case study of a successful entrepreneurial business in Africa –student representatives of each team will be required to travel to Africa for a two week field study during the winter break (travel to commence after December 20th); these representatives may be able to cover some of the travel costs through credit-based private educational loans (please consult with your School's Financial Aid Office). Are you willing/able to travel to Africa at your own expense?



    Entrepreneurship in Africa (EA) examines how entrepreneurial managers and those who invest in them design, negotiate and execute ventures that make use of resources and opportunities in the challenging environments of sub-Saharan Africa.

    Through case studies and guest lecturers students will learn about successful and unsuccessful entrepreneurs and financiers. Up to 30 students will conduct consulting assignments with local African companies identified by our African business school partners in Tanzania, Kenya, Ghana, Nigeria and South Africa. Student representatives of each team will be required to travel to Africa for a two week field study during the winter break (travel to commence after December 20th); these representatives may be able to cover some of the travel costs through credit-based private educational loans (please consult with your School's Financial Aid Office).

    Students travel to Africa for a two week field study during the winter break. Each team will produce a consulting report and a case study for teaching purposes. The case studies and accompanying teaching materials will be available to other business schools in Africa and the west.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Je m'appelle Baghdad

Watch this with sound, but maybe not where you'll not want to have people see you cry. I found it very moving.

VC

VC is a Foreign Woman


OH MY GOD I'm on the phone with Columbia finaid, because the hold isn't off the system yet, and the woman I'm talking to (I'm still on the phone with her) just gave me the double whammy:

"Hello, MISS? I need you to speak more slowly. You have an accent."

God this place is go ghetto lol.

I can't stand people who think that you are automatically a woman (or foreign lol) if you don't sound exactly how they expect you sound. Usually it only happens when I'm on the phone with a bank rep or something in middle america with no exposure to the outside world, but if you knew the women working at the CU registrar and financial aid office, then you'd know there not much difference as far as exposure/cosmopolitanism is concerned.

VC

If You Only Had 2 Hours to Live

...you probably wouldn't spend your morning the way I did.

BUT, I have been incredibly productive.

I think people think that I don't like to take care of things (and I think I help perpetuate that belief), when in reality I'm someone who, if something gives me anxiety, I totally jump on it.

Anyway, at 9am when everything opened I just ran through my list of undesirable tasks. I had tried to take care of things earlier since I woke up at 4:45am, although I wouldn't say "jet-lagged" since I'm never on a normal sleep schedule anyway.

Baggage Reimbursement

* Called Continental to check up on reimbursement for the stuff I had to buy in Doha while my bag was vacationing in Paris. Continental told me that I had to work with Qatar Airways.

* Called Qatar Airways and was told I needed to get the documents together, write a formal claim latter, and fax it.

* Wrote the letter, assembled the documents, copied them, and faxed it (and I even included my internet charges at the hotel since my fictional wireless card was in my suitcase and I had to use the internet at the Sheraton -- I figure the airline should pay!).

* Went down to Rockefeller Center to H&M to return stuff I'd bought before the trip but couldn't use since it didn't arrive until the last day.

Columbia Hold

* Went to the law school financial aid and met with two people to discuss the hold and was told to go to the center for public interest law to get clarification on the disbursement of my summer funds.

* Went to CPIL and got confirmation that my money will be deposited bi-weekly starting mid-July (aka: way too late to pay my bill and register). They told me to go to the main university financial aid.

* Went to CU financial aid (note: the hall is FILLED with gigantic flat screen tvs with lame messages like "Registration and Financial Services are now integrated into the same office for ease of student access" and then a photo of a fake lawn fades onto the screen -- GLAD my tuition increases are paying for this crap!). I explained that all my summer checks were deposited BY Columbia into my Columbia account and therefore went directly to paying-down the balance I owed Columbia, and I told them that I am a humble serf. They removed the hold :)

Birthday Gift

* Went to the bookstore to get a Chinese reading book for Curie's girlfriend's birthday tonight, but didn't find any I liked, asked Curie if gf had read Wild Swans ("probably not"), and does she read ("not really").

* Went to the Librairie de France in Rockefeller Center and got her a cute TinTin book where TinTin goes to China :) [she's into French stuff...kind of]

GREAT AND USELESS NEWS

Finally, while I was between the French bookstore and H&M, I got a call from the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights in Geneva asking if I still wanted to work there this summer. I told them that I had to take another offer in NYC and that it's too bad because they were my top choice (even though the big human rights guy here at Columbia told me not to work for them, I still would have -- it's a great "in" to the UN, I'd be in my favourite country all summer, the funding is WAY better for CU students who go abroad, AND I'd be with Swissy). The woman on the phone told me that this happens, sometimes, and that she regrets that no one called me sooner, because I was on a list of accepted interns and she doesn't know why no one called (I mean we aren't even in school, anymore, for God's sake! And I sent my application in DECEMBER!).

Anyway, it's a huge compliment since, according to the public interest director, they hadn't taken a Columbia student the last several years.

Pretty productive morning, huh? :)

Now I just need to email the ICTJ to firm-up my arrival on Monday, then relax and prepare for 3pm French Open tennis (since of course stupid US barely covers it, and certainly not live).

VC

Columbia Screwing

I hate (HATE!) how law school is just one anxiety after the next, and many of them are financial.

So I tried to complete my pre-registration for next year and was barred because I had a hold on my account. When I went to check my student account the only balance I had from last term was $28 (which is my most recent electricity bill and which I'll pay before it's due) but for some reason, even though it wasn't counted as a prior term balance and even though only prior term balances of greater than $1000 can lead to a hold, my summer housing was billed and the $4,000+ is already due with my next payment. The thing is, I don't get my summer funding *FROM COLUMBIA* until the end of August and obviously have to register before then.

It's already bad enough that I'm getting paid basically nothing and that, dollar for dollar, it goes STRAIGHT back to Columbia for summer housing, but now I can't register because of the way they've billed it!?

I'm taking care of this as soon as financial services opens.

I feel like an indentured servant. Seriously. It's like the modern elite academic version of serfdom: I work for the university in order to get the right to keep working.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Conference WRAP

First things first:

I HAVE MY BAG :)

It arrived from Paris at 6am this morning. I was totally exhausted by the end of the day yesterday (as you can probably imagine, since I wrote in the morning from the i-park with a LONG day ahead of me and already a lot of headaches by 8:30am) and I fell asleep at 8pm and slept through the night until 6am :)

Anyway, I got my bag and was so excited to have my own clothes again that I had them send me an iron and ironing board and I quickly put together three outfits (even though most of the day I'd be wearing a suit, you can be damn sure I was going to work in as many outfit changes as possible -- I mean I only have 24hrs to show everyone that what I looked like the past 2 days is NOT the normal me).

The conference ended kind of how it began, which is to say grand but a little lacking in substance. I'll get more into the content in another entry, probably when I'm back in NYC.

After the closing ceremonies, where the Sheikha (basically the Queen of Qatar) announced the creation of a new human rights body (I found something odd about a stunning woman dripping in diamonds talking about the need to have democracy and human rights in a country where those diamonds were basically had on Asian slave labour...but I still like her), I finally got to start feeling like I was experiencing Doha.

I went to the gym, where (I need to get a photo!) the treadmills are 100% computerized...like it's just a flatscreen tv panel where you push all the buttons, create your workout program, track your progress, AND select from all the satellite tv channels. It's amazing lol

After the gym, and outfit change #3 lol, I had them give me a car to take me to the National History Museum (they were basically stunned that someone wanted to go somewhere other than the airport or another hotel, and demoted me to the third tier car which is something gross and American -- this AM when getting my bag I had the top of the line Jaguar which actually made the already-enormous tricked-out Mercedes from yesterday look like an auto-rickshaw), which is totally not as great as Lonely Planet makes it out to be, but was still interesting. I didn't want the driver to sit in the sun in the parking lot, so I had him come in with me, and we had a nice time talking. As is the system here, if you are brown and South Asian then you are used for really shitty tasks (anything that involved manual labour), and if you are light and Southeast Asian then you are used for slightly less shitty tasks (talking to people -- since the Gulfis themselves can't speak English to all the foreigners they have here). Drivers occupy a weird inbetween space, because it's not a customer service job, but it's not labour either. What I've now seen is that if you are driving a Mercedes or a Jaguar then you're Southeast Asian, and if you're driving the crappy thing I was in this afternoon you're South Asian. My driver was a really nice guy from Kerala (South India) and we had lots of fun joking about how the museum (an old palace...supposedly) totally sucked compared to the Taj Mahal, and how Qatar didn't even have its own currency before and had to use Indian rupees (true).

After the museum I went to the area with all the souqs (which, in case you're envisioning some kind of open air market in the middle of Morocco, basically means "mall" these days, so it's like there is the mobile phone souq, and the computer souq, and they're indoors and air conditioned lol), because I heard there was another national heritage museum there, but we couldn't find it.

I went back to the hotel and then went down to the lagoon and park area and explored that a bit, getting more photos of the hotel than were really necessary (it's both ugly and fascinating -- this pyramid that takes on totally different triangular shapes from ever angle), went back upstairs to put on outfit #4, and then came here to the corniche again to enjoy the free wireless of the "i-park."

It's a little gross out here, though, because bugs are attracted to my monitor (not so many that I'm truly freaked-out, though, so you know it's not THAT bad), so I'm going to head back, but I wanted everyone to know that I'm clothed, happy, and more or less ready to go back to NYC.

I'm honestly not looking forward to the next few days at all, because I will have a social obligation every day until work starts, and you all know how much I hate that. PLUS it's the French Open, which just makes me even more acutely aware of the "me time" that I wish I could have but can't. It's not like anything I have to do is so miserable (Curie's gf's birthday party, a wedding of an old friend, helping Desi move), but it's more like having everything totally back to back, during a time where I'm really in need of just having unstructured and uncommitted me time, is kind of...super sucky.

Shakira wants me to extend my ticket and stay with her to enjoy the country with her semi-royal semi-lover, and I think that everyone in NYC would understand if I wanted to stay, but I feel like that just replaces one set of obligations with another, and I feel like she has too many balls in the air right now in Doha (pun intended) to really make spending a few extra days here worth it, as I don't think we would really have that many opportunities to connect one on one.

Ok I'm off to dinner :)

VC

Monday, May 28, 2007

Frustrated, But Amazing - Doha Update

I'm sitting outside on the corniche (the walkway that goes along the water) at 8am and it's 100 degrees and they have wireless internet for the entire "i-park."

This place is a little ridiculous lol

I don't have the energy to write about everything yet, but I'll just throw out a few facts about why I'm both amazing and frustrated.

My bags didn't make it with me to Doha when I arrived two nights ago. In fact, they never even left New York. I officially HATE Continental, because this is on top of the fact that the entire flight from New York to Paris I was stuck in a middle seat even though I was one of the first people to check in (2.5 hours early) and was told that NOTHING could be done about my seat selection.

{Ok to further compound the weirdness of this place a guy is totally cruising me -- he's physically walking over here now...yikes!...we're going to ignore him}

Ok so my bags didn't arrive, and I was told that that I would have to wait 24 hrs *!) for them, because rather than getting them to me any way they could, they would have to send them on the same flight path I was scheudled to be on, but the next day.

{Ignoring worked}

So I was totally screwed because I had NOTHING to wear...I mean not even jeans.

My transit time was nearly 24hrs when all was said and done, and so I wore track pants and a t-shirt with a hooded sweatshirt so that I'd be comfortable for the trip, and everything else (including my toiletries, because of these new liquids regulations) was in my suitcase.

I think it goes without saying that you can't attend a speech by the heir apparent of the state of Qatar wearing track pants.

I got to the hotel at around 9pm night before last, dropped my backpack off in my room, tried to call Shakira to see if she and her sister were here, and then IMMEDIATELY (this is where I'm amazing) walked to the City Centre mall, which is about 1km away (not to far at all).

Because the Lonely Planet map of Doha sucks and neither my hotel nor the City Centre are on it (great map, huh?) I just had to ask people where to go. The people at the hotel were like "you should take a taxi, it's really hot and humid" (really?) but I absolutely refuse to take a taxi 1km. I mean, I don't care if it's 120 degrees or there is a blizzard, 1km is just NEVER *that* bad.

Anyway, I made it to the mall, which was closing at 10pm, without a map and just talking to different people along the way to ask for guidance, but the only shop there that had men's suits was a fake Pierre Cardin store and they told me they had nothing in my size and couldn't have anything tailored by morning.

I was pretty dejected, upset that I'd been traveling non-stop, in a middle seat (except the Paris-Doha leg, which was WONDERFUL on Qatar Airways), and even though I was given total VIP treatment at the airport (no immigration, personal escorts from the gate to the car that was waiting for met, etc.) I still felt pretty beat-up, and was upset that I hadn't gotten in touch with Shakira and was going to miss first (most important) day of the conference.

Shakira showed up to my room around midnight, and basically told me that she thought I should go to the ceremonies and working groups anyway because anyone who shows up dressed like I am clearly had his bags lost. We agreed that maybe I woul go back to the mall in the AM before the opening ceremonies began and try to at least by some pants and a sweater or something that would be less inappropriate but not the hassle of a suit.

Well I am DAMN impressed with myself lol, because I was up and at the mall before it opened at 8:30 -- again walking the distance in the 100 degree heat (I can't believe how early it is hot here!) -- and by 10am I had found a dress shirt, tie, slacks, belt AND shoes and was on my way back to the hotel for a quick change and registration for my working group before the opening ceremony at 11am. Oh, and the entire outfit cost me about $50 :)

I get to the hotel, rush up to my room, and then total disaster: the pants are not at all the size printed (WAY too tight) and the shirt, when I got it out of the packaging and unwrapped it, was SHORT-SLEEVED!

I almost freaked-out, except the odd thing about me is that even though I'm high-strung about day to day things, I feel like in REAL crisis situations I'm super collected and can't be fazed.

I went back downstairs, this time asked where to get a taxi since I literally had an hour to exchange the purchases, find a new shirt and pants, get to back to the hotel, change, AND register before 11am. They told me (I HATE this about hotels!) that I couldn't get a regular taxi and would have to take one of their Mercedes (for ONE kilometer!?), and I said no (although I now realize that I think the conference will basically take me anywhere I want with their own even newer fleet of Mercedes) and so I physically ran back to the mall.

My third trip in 12 hours, the heat, running with my bag, etc. I was exhausted but determined not to be defeated, and made the exchange, got a new shirt and pair of pants, and was back in my room by 10:40.

The pants, untailored, were way too long, but I took the pins that were holding the folded shirt together and made a makeshift hem and was good to go.

I was really proud of myself, and I have to say the outfit didn't even look THAT bad.

When I got to the conference hall, which I have to say was gorgeous, Shakira somehow saw me through the back of her head and we sat together with out earphones on for the translation writing notes to each other.

The opening ceremonies were really nice (I mean you cannot compare the finish on this conference to anything they'd have in Egypt...even though this came together at the last minute, it really came together with polish, and from the recessed lighting, to the placards on the tables that were just gorgeous, to the huge two-story silk-screened banners it was a REALLY nice ceremony).

I was feeling really good at this point, and the plenary session was interesting, and I got to meet a lot of Shakira's really interesting friends during lunch and the breaks before the working groups. Actually, a lot of the people she collaborated with on this (basically the people who helped them help the Qataris actually make this happen) are from an NGO called No Peace Without Justice (www.npwj.org) out of Bruxelles, and I am absolutely in love with them. They are DELIGHTFUL. It's like almost surreal how they are all intelligent, really fun, straightforward, great people. It's almost bizarre. Anyway, the director of the organization has invited me to go to Kurdistan with them in July, and he knows a lot of people at the ICTJ, so that could be really awesome!

The working group on transitional justice was a total mess, though, because the intended chair, Sima Simar (the woman who leads AIHRC, where I worked in Kabul) was UNINVITED (!) the day before the conference (she's controversial, I mean quite controversial, as an female activist, but I don't really know what happened on the Qatari end) and we ended up (as was the case with several of the nine working groups) not having a translator.

This was frustrating, because as foreigno observers we were asked to prepare 5 page papers, and then at lunch (when I saw the protocol designed by NPWJ for our group) I found out that we were supposed to only make 3 minute "interventions" to assess the status of transitional justice in the MENA region (during the third meeting of the working groups this afternoon we move to prescriptive recommendations), and so after lunch, even though I was exhausted from waking up so early and all the emotional stress of the morning, I went back to my room and prepared comments on the status or TJ in Morocco, Algeria, Lebanon, and Iraq. Then to get there and not have translation, not present, and not know what the other members of the working group were saying for 2 hours was REALLY frustrating (although I did understand maybe 5% of what was said, which was more than I thought I could get out of my Arabic!). I've gotten a friend from Cairo to agree to do simultaneous translation for us today, so it should be better this afternoon.

Things went really well during the day, all things considered, and by dinner I was totally exhausted, but happy that my bags would be arriving at around 8pm.

I can't even get into all the phone calls and searches and everything that happened between 8pm and 11:30pm, but let's just say that I left no stone un-turned in tracking that suitcase, working with Qatar airways, airport security, the Sheraton, and the conference organizers. Finally, at nearly midnight and after I refused to leave the lobby while more people made more phone calls and promised to get back to me, they finally gave me a driver to go back to the airport and take care of things myself. I had been told that my bag had arrived, but that it hadn't registered in the system. What I *HATE* about so much of what has happened so far is that people just ASSUME that the bag is on the flight it's supposed to be on, so when they say "your bag has arrived" what they mean is "the bags of the flight it was scheduled to be on have arrived" and it's like people are not conceptually understanding the difference between the flight and the bag (I mean it didn't make it on the ORIGINAL flight, so I don't know why people assume it will many any other flight).

When I got to the airport I was unfortunately told that my bag did not make the flight from Paris (clearly my bag sucks at making flights) and would have to be on the NEXT flight from Paris, arriving at 6am today.

I dutifully woke up at 5:50, called the airport at 6 as I was supposed to, and was told that my bag AGAIN did not make the flight, and would arrive on the 6am plane TOMORROW (the last day of the conference).

I'm almost stunned. I mean, this just sucks and there's nothing else that can be said about it. I went to a really nice breakfast until 8 and then came here to the corniche to use the wireless internet that the driver last night had told me about last night when he took me to the airport (since I am NOT paying $30/day for the internet in the hotel, although we do get to use the business center computers for free) to update you about what's been going on.

The mall opens again at 9am, which is in 20 minutes, so I'm going to go back and get ANOTHER new shirt and ANOTHER new tie.

Luckily, the shirt and ties that I bought the day I left New York still have the tags on them, so I'll return them when I get back and will actually end up saving money because clothes here are so much cheaper (or I should say: the clothes that are available here are so much cheaper).

I'm just upset, though, to not have casual clothes more than anything, because I can't go out at night and do anything. I can't go swimming in the hotel pool, or walk around the lagoon...I can't go for drinks with Shakira and everyone else or do anything.

The people at the hotel (the conference people, that is) are theoretically tracking my bags and advocating for them to get on the flight from Paris tonight rather than tomorrow. If they come tonight then I'll be thrilled. If they come tomorrow then I'll be pissed.

Well that's it for now. I'm going to go back to the hotel, drop my computer off, check on my luggage, and then head back to the mall.

Remind me to write later about:

* the hotel
* the Qataris working the conference
* my new Moroccan husband
* substance of the speeches and working sessions thus far


VC

Friday, May 25, 2007

Conference Update & Cool Website (With Sound!)

I am actually pretty impressed with this conference, now that it is finally coming together.

I just got an email confirming that there would be a visa and a conference reception desk at the airport where we'd get our documents and transportation to the hotel, and it also had a cool website!

I have just gotten off the phone with the Qatari embassy in DC to confirm that my visa is waiting at the airport (any American can buy one, but I'm poor right now, so I wanted to make sure it wasn't coming out of my pocket lol).

We'll be staying at the, Sheraton Doha, which wasn't my top choice (I think it's hideous, actually -- why design something that REMINDS us of Egypt? A PYRAMID!?), but internally the hotel maintains the pyramid structure so from what I've seen of the internal atrium it's pretty stunning.

What I'm really excited about, though, are the actual speakers at the conference. You can check out the cool website (I'm totally into the music! lol) and see the schedule of the ceremonies and working groups and stuff. I don't see anything specifically dealing with transitional justice or human rights, so I'm not totally certain what I'm supposed to contribute (if anything), but I guess we'll soon find out!

This is really exciting. I'm also going to really love walking along the corniche, which is supposed to be the most beautiful in the Gulf region, and just enjoying being out of the US and back in really gorgeous surroundings (Central Park has been great the past week, but there's nothing like crystal waters up against severe desert, and Islamic architecture up against gigantic modern shopping malls! lol).

VC